What’s faster than a Goat? A Goat on Zoom! Do you routinely have boring zoom calls with no fun, no laughter, nothing to make you smile? Well, one West Sussex farm has just the solution.

For a small donation, Crimsham farm will connect your conference call to one of their goats! Picture it now, the boss is going over figures, asking about workload and boring your socks off then Boom! Up pops Wally!!!!

You know you LOVE IT!

To book your goat all you have to do is email Crimsham farm, make your donation and voila – your next zoom call just got a whole lot more interesting!

And, if that’s not enough, the Bognor Regis based CIC recently welcomed some new additions with one of its does giving birth to two super duper cute kids yesterday – another mummy is due imminently! Tune into their Facebook page for updates!

Based in the South of England, Crimsham Farm is a not for profit community farming project, spearheaded and run by Veterans of the Armed Forces and young adults with learning difficulties.

Crimsham Farm also offers an alternative education provision, offering a space away from school for students who struggle with mainstream education, as well as a therapeutic centre for students with Special Educational Needs.

The pandemic has undoubtedly taken its toll on the organisation, which relies heavily on donations to survive, but in true Crimsham style, that hasn’t stopped the people who run it from remaining optimistic and forging on regardless.

On its Facebook page, Crimsham said:

We are already preparing for restrictions to be relaxed, new pigs, piglets, baby goats, new layout on the farm, complete disabled access, new clubs, after school clubs, forest skills clubs pig club and much much much more!

What are you waiting for? Get booking your goats – I’ve already taken three slots and I’m told there aren’t that many spaces left!

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