Kids everywhere have been plagued with nefarious monsters lurking in the shadows – under beds, in wardrobes and behind windows for years. But fear not parents, your prayers have been answered! Bed Guru to the rescue with their Monster Proof Kids bed.
Bed Guru and their team of slumber soldiers have been victorious in their quest to design and produce a Monster Proof kids bed in a bid to eradicate the demons of the night once and for all. The bed not only comes with a motion-sensitive capture cage to catch the monster before it escapes, but the mattress is also infused with odourless garlic and wolfsbane to ward off vampires and werewolves. And that’s not all, the frame is also fitted with a silver lining – the bright colours are notoriously bad for monsters and the salt lined around the frame will keep away demons and ghosts.
The bed has received mixed reviews with Sam and Dean Winchester giving it a 5* review complimenting its monster capture capabilities. Sully from Monsters. Inc, however, stated that the bed has put him and his friends out of a job.
Speaking of his valiant venture, Founder of Bed Guru, Carl Walsh said, “We’ve been inundated with requests from parents to help them with their monster problems so we thought we’d create a solution for them. We really hope this bed helps to get rid of the problem and our children can have a peaceful and monster-free night’s sleep!”
This bed is set to finally put a stop to the monsters that have been plaguing children for so long. The bed has already received rave reviews from users across the world and is set to be a game-changer for parents.
Night night, sleep tight…don’t let the monsters bite!
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